Have a story to share with Cracked? Email us here. Godspeed, sailors.Ĭezary Jan Strusiewicz is a Cracked columnist, interviewer, and editor. That sounds like a dystopian YA novel, but no, it's life in the service. All on a small steel island in the middle of the ocean from which there is no escape. Imagine not only encountering your bully daily, but working with, living with, and sleeping beside them. But any guy would take a rumor like that seriously if he's screwing a girl.' Continue Reading Below

My ex was angry and told the guy I was talking to that I had something (spoiler alert: I didn't). Even more irony came when the AE was assigned to fix their helos and they ended up meeting. This wasn't a problem until a certain helo squadron joined our ship, bringing with it my ex. A while back, an AE (aviation electrician) and I used to have a thing. Let Brianna introduce you: 'Every little thing that could become a rumor eventually became one. If you think military service is all quiet honor and discipline, you have not met approximately 80 percent of humanity. A friend of mine attempted suicide a few months ago because he felt bullied and alienated by fellow shipmates.' Some do it because they can't handle the stressful environment, or because they are in a hostile work environment and feel left out. 'Active duty military are 48 percent more likely to commit suicide than the national average. 'To say that suicide in the Navy is high is putting it lightly,' Brianna says. Of course, creating life is only one way to get off the ship. A way more appropriate use of the term 'anchor baby.'

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